For the women carrying too much and joking about it anyway.
A collection of dark humor, soft healing, feminine rage, motherhood exhaustion, trauma jokes, emotionally relatable apparel, and painfully honest quotes.
Some pieces are funny. Some are comforting. Some feel like a personal attack.
Dark, moody, emotionally unwell… but still cute.
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A thoughtful reminder for every parent, wrapped in soft vintage-inspired colors and warm natural tones. This 18″×18″ framed poster features a calming teal and cream design with a meaningful quote about parenting, growth, and family. Printed on premium luster photo paper and finished in a beautiful natural wood frame for a cozy, modern home décor…
Turn your bathroom into a soft, cozy little sanctuary with this 71″×74″ inspirational shower curtain. Featuring warm pink tones and the reminder: “Never Forget How Many Beautiful Things There Are About You,” this curtain adds comfort, color, and calming energy to any space. • 100% Polyester • Size: 71″ × 74″ (180 cm × 188…
Bold. Direct. Slightly unhinged. Exactly the energy your front porch deserves. This 24″×16″ coir doormat features a simple statement in oversized varsity lettering and instantly becomes the funniest part of your entryway. Perfect layered over a patterned rug for that cozy-but-don’t-stay-too-long aesthetic. • Grade A tufted coir coconut fiber • 24″ × 16″ (61 cm…
A tribute to the fathers, veterans, protectors, and wild-hearted families who carry strength with softness. This 8×10 framed poster features an original black-and-white illustration of a rugged military bear surrounded by admiring children beneath the phrase: “Long Live the Brave & the Reckless.” Designed with warm vintage tones and a bold yet sentimental aesthetic, this…
Wrap yourself in cozy retro vibes with this 50″×60″ throw blanket featuring the playful “Go Touch Some Grass” design. Perfect for camping trips, cabin weekends, reading nooks, dorm rooms, gamer setups, and cozy nights on the couch. Soft, lightweight, and full of outdoorsy cottagecore energy, this blanket adds humor and personality to any space.
Cute, sarcastic, and a little hostile. This 16″×16″ framed poster combines feminine decor with an instantly relatable quote about fake people and betrayal. A perfect statement piece for your unapologetic era.
This bold shower curtain brings pink glam, leopard print energy, and unapologetic attitude into your bathroom. Vibrant, dramatic, and impossible to ignore — because subtle was never the plan. • 100% Polyester • Size: 71″ × 74″ (180 cm × 188 cm) • 12 eyelet holes (hooks not included) • Water-resistant
Dark humor. Retro vibes. Mildly concerning energy. This two-sided accent mug is for the girls who are a little chaotic, a little unhinged, and way too funny for their own good. Featuring a bold feminist design on one side and the quote “If you don’t terrify people a little bit… then what’s the point?” on…
For the girls with emotional support demons. This ultra-cozy throw blanket is soft, dramatic, hilarious, and just the right amount of mentally unstable energy for your couch, movie nights, or 2am existential crises. “Sometimes I wrestle with my demons. Sometimes we just cuddle.” • Super soft plush feel • Oversized cozy throw blanket 60 x80…
A doormat for people who need answers before hospitality. This funny welcome mat adds just the right amount of sarcasm, political chaos, and unhinged energy to your front porch. • 24” x 16” • Perfect for housewarmings, election season, and opinionated households
A bold 32oz stainless steel water bottle for the women who survive everything thrown at them. Featuring the quote “He Came For Her Crown… She Left With His Head,” this insulated bottle keeps drinks cold while making a dark, feminine statement wherever you go.
Feeling unlovable is a deep-seated belief, often stemming from childhood neglect, trauma, or past relationship failures, leading to profound low self-esteem. It manifests as chronic insecurity, self-sabotaging, and and mental health issues. For the girlies who have always felt hard to love. The ones carrying failed friendships, broken relationships, family estrangement, rejection, abandonment, or loneliness….
For the cycle breakers doing better, loving harder, and raising the bar. This cozy unisex sweatshirt says it all—no explanation needed. Comfortable, bold, and quietly powerful.
And thank god you did leave
Your ex-husband spending a sickening amount of time at your mom’s house post-divorce? Same. Judy strikes again. For the women navigating co-parenting, awkward pickups, and deeply questionable life choices made by other people—this shirt says what everyone’s thinking but won’t say out loud. Soft, comfy, and just the right amount of unhinged. Wear it to…
For the co-parenting moms who still have to show up… even when he does too. 😅 Perfect for hockey games, school events, and all those shared spaces where you’d rather not cross paths—but here we are. A little sarcastic, a little unhinged, and painfully relatable.
We’re All Just Winging It- and doing the best that we can
Lowering Expectations Daily Tote For the mom who’s done pretending she has it all together. This is for: – the snacks-for-dinner nights – the “we’ll try again tomorrow” days – the homeschool plans that absolutely did not happen – and the quiet moment when you realize… everyone survived, so we’re calling it a win Spacious…
I’ve grown. I’ve matured. I’ve chilled out… a little. This relaxed-fit women’s v-neck tee is for the ones who used to be a little harder, a little louder, a little more unhinged — and now choose peace (most of the time). Comfortable, flattering, and just the right amount of attitude. • Relaxed women’s fit •…
Comfortable, easy fit tee with unapologetic humor and a whole lot of personality. If we’re bringing back old-timey insults, we might as well dress for it. Make it a set → shop the matching “Harlot” tee.
Got called a harlot recently? This one’s for you. Serving 1800s scandal with modern day attitude. Make it a set → shop the matching “I Love My Harlot” tee.
A little spooky, a little funny… and very real 👻 This comfy muscle tank is perfect for Halloween season (or honestly year-round if you’ve got a sense of humor). Easy to throw on, easy to love, and guaranteed to get a few laughs.
Were you raised by a Judy too? A witch hiding behind a perfectly curated “nice mom” facade? Yeah… same. This shirt is for the daughters who survived it — and can finally laugh about it.
For people whose life story might be a little too chaotic for divine intervention. This “Even My Priest Left the Church” shirt is perfect for fans of dark humor, sarcastic quotes, and edgy graphic tees that start conversations. For some of us, this is a true story, for others, hilarious irony.
For the sisters who could out-tough their brothers any day. This bold graphic tee is perfect for strong daughters, tomboys, and girls who grew up holding their own.
A hoodie for people whose therapy sessions still leave a few things unresolved. This dark humor unisex hoodie is soft, comfortable, and unapologetically sarcastic. Available in multiple colors.
“Surviving My Teenager” Just another peaceful day parenting a teenager. Send snacks and emotional support.
“Terrorized by My Teenager” Raising a teenager builds character. Mostly panic, confusion, and caffeine dependence.
A sarcastic sibling humor tee for anyone who knows exactly which child in the family caused the chaos. Soft, comfortable, and perfect for sisters with a sense of humor and a brother who definitely earned the blame.
If you know…you know. Church Camp Survivor Tee
Mind your own motherhood. This simple, bold tee says what every mom is thinking. Soft, comfortable, and easy to style with anything from jeans to leggings, it’s perfect for busy days, school runs, coffee stops, and everything in between. A relatable statement shirt for moms who are confidently doing things their own way.
Keep Homeschool Weird – Classic Tee Homeschool isn’t supposed to look like school — and that’s exactly the point. The Keep Homeschool Weird tee is for the moms raising curious kids, following rabbit trails, climbing trees during “science class,” and turning everyday life into learning. Whether your classroom is the kitchen table, the backyard, or…
Some people run on coffee. Others run on positive thinking. You run on spite and vengeance. This bold, unapologetically dramatic sweatshirt is perfect for anyone who gets things done fueled by pure determination, sarcasm, and just a little bit of chaotic energy. Whether you’re tackling your to-do list, proving someone wrong, or simply embracing your…
Some of us have a type… unfortunately, it’s losers. This bold, tongue-in-cheek tee is for anyone with a sense of humor about their questionable dating history. Whether you’re joking with friends, embracing your chaotic era, or just letting the world know you’ve learned your lesson (maybe), this shirt says it all with brutal honesty. Soft,…
For the girls who showed up for the snacks, questioned everything, and eventually made a graceful exit. The Sunday School Dropout crop top is for anyone who grew up in the church but decided to write their own story. Soft, flattering, and just the right amount of rebellious, this cropped tee pairs perfectly with jeans,…
For those of you who fully embrace your personality traits. This bold graphic tee says it all: Dark, Moody & Unhinged. Perfect for anyone who prefers sarcasm over small talk and a little chaos with their coffee. Printed on a soft, comfortable unisex tee, this shirt pairs effortlessly with jeans, joggers, or your favorite “don’t…
Raised On: Shame, Church Potlucks, and Emotional Neglect. A dark-humor tee for anyone who grew up on guilt, casserole dishes, and emotional repression. Soft, comfortable, and just the right amount of unhinged. Perfect for: • recovering church kids • people with complicated childhoods • anyone who copes with humor Wear it to brunch, therapy, or…