Better than my parents
Price range: $36.50 through $42.50For the cycle breakers doing better, loving harder, and raising the bar. This cozy unisex sweatshirt says it all—no explanation needed. Comfortable, bold, and quietly powerful.
Trauma, but make it funny.
Because if you don’t laugh, you’ll spiral. So… here we are.
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For the cycle breakers doing better, loving harder, and raising the bar. This cozy unisex sweatshirt says it all—no explanation needed. Comfortable, bold, and quietly powerful.

And thank god you did leave

Your ex-husband spending a sickening amount of time at your mom’s house post-divorce? Same. Judy strikes again. For the women navigating co-parenting, awkward pickups, and deeply questionable life choices made by other people—this shirt says what everyone’s thinking but won’t say out loud. Soft, comfy, and just the right amount of unhinged. Wear it to…

For the co-parenting moms who still have to show up… even when he does too. 😅 Perfect for hockey games, school events, and all those shared spaces where you’d rather not cross paths—but here we are. A little sarcastic, a little unhinged, and painfully relatable.

We’re All Just Winging It- and doing the best that we can

Lowering Expectations Daily Tote For the mom who’s done pretending she has it all together. This is for: – the snacks-for-dinner nights – the “we’ll try again tomorrow” days – the homeschool plans that absolutely did not happen – and the quiet moment when you realize… everyone survived, so we’re calling it a win Spacious…

I’ve grown. I’ve matured. I’ve chilled out… a little. This relaxed-fit women’s v-neck tee is for the ones who used to be a little harder, a little louder, a little more unhinged — and now choose peace (most of the time). Comfortable, flattering, and just the right amount of attitude. • Relaxed women’s fit •…

Comfortable, easy fit tee with unapologetic humor and a whole lot of personality. If we’re bringing back old-timey insults, we might as well dress for it. Make it a set → shop the matching “Harlot” tee.

Got called a harlot recently? This one’s for you. Serving 1800s scandal with modern day attitude. Make it a set → shop the matching “I Love My Harlot” tee.

A little spooky, a little funny… and very real 👻 This comfy muscle tank is perfect for Halloween season (or honestly year-round if you’ve got a sense of humor). Easy to throw on, easy to love, and guaranteed to get a few laughs.

Were you raised by a Judy too? A witch hiding behind a perfectly curated “nice mom” facade? Yeah… same. This shirt is for the daughters who survived it — and can finally laugh about it.

For people whose life story might be a little too chaotic for divine intervention. This “Even My Priest Left the Church” shirt is perfect for fans of dark humor, sarcastic quotes, and edgy graphic tees that start conversations. For some of us, this is a true story, for others, hilarious irony.

For the sisters who could out-tough their brothers any day. This bold graphic tee is perfect for strong daughters, tomboys, and girls who grew up holding their own.

A hoodie for people whose therapy sessions still leave a few things unresolved. This dark humor unisex hoodie is soft, comfortable, and unapologetically sarcastic. Available in multiple colors.

“Surviving My Teenager” Just another peaceful day parenting a teenager. Send snacks and emotional support.

“Terrorized by My Teenager” Raising a teenager builds character. Mostly panic, confusion, and caffeine dependence.

A sarcastic sibling humor tee for anyone who knows exactly which child in the family caused the chaos. Soft, comfortable, and perfect for sisters with a sense of humor and a brother who definitely earned the blame.

If you know…you know. Church Camp Survivor Tee

Mind your own motherhood. This simple, bold tee says what every mom is thinking. Soft, comfortable, and easy to style with anything from jeans to leggings, it’s perfect for busy days, school runs, coffee stops, and everything in between. A relatable statement shirt for moms who are confidently doing things their own way.

Keep Homeschool Weird – Classic Tee Homeschool isn’t supposed to look like school — and that’s exactly the point. The Keep Homeschool Weird tee is for the moms raising curious kids, following rabbit trails, climbing trees during “science class,” and turning everyday life into learning. Whether your classroom is the kitchen table, the backyard, or…

Some people run on coffee. Others run on positive thinking. You run on spite and vengeance. This bold, unapologetically dramatic sweatshirt is perfect for anyone who gets things done fueled by pure determination, sarcasm, and just a little bit of chaotic energy. Whether you’re tackling your to-do list, proving someone wrong, or simply embracing your…

Some of us have a type… unfortunately, it’s losers. This bold, tongue-in-cheek tee is for anyone with a sense of humor about their questionable dating history. Whether you’re joking with friends, embracing your chaotic era, or just letting the world know you’ve learned your lesson (maybe), this shirt says it all with brutal honesty. Soft,…

For the girls who showed up for the snacks, questioned everything, and eventually made a graceful exit. The Sunday School Dropout crop top is for anyone who grew up in the church but decided to write their own story. Soft, flattering, and just the right amount of rebellious, this cropped tee pairs perfectly with jeans,…

For those of you who fully embrace your personality traits. This bold graphic tee says it all: Dark, Moody & Unhinged. Perfect for anyone who prefers sarcasm over small talk and a little chaos with their coffee. Printed on a soft, comfortable unisex tee, this shirt pairs effortlessly with jeans, joggers, or your favorite “don’t…

Raised On: Shame, Church Potlucks, and Emotional Neglect. A dark-humor tee for anyone who grew up on guilt, casserole dishes, and emotional repression. Soft, comfortable, and just the right amount of unhinged. Perfect for: • recovering church kids • people with complicated childhoods • anyone who copes with humor Wear it to brunch, therapy, or…